Do you know how hard it is to mummify an erect person? It was worst than Rigor Mortis! Now, I don't have to worry about that anymore." "Before SOS I had to deal with dead people having constant erections. I just can't focus with those jiggling balls my Thane displays whenever he strolls around naked at Breezehome!" Now I've drunk some enlargement potions, and I can barely think with all my blood being drained whenever I get an erection!" "Ever since I was a kid, everyone teased me, because Farkas was all brawn, and I was just brain. needless to say, it was full of crabs! Now I use SOS instead, and so far, Mrs Stormcloak hasnt complained yet!" "Before SOS, I got my Schlong out of a barrel. With Schlongs of Skyrim you can now add variety to every NPC in your game! Here are some live testimonies: then Schlongs of Skyrim is not for you!!! Do you enjoy having the same old schlong day after day? Are you in awe by looking at a world where every man has the same schlong shape and size? Are you feeling satisfied by having a constantly erect or flaccid schlong?
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